Surprisingly, we don't get all that many Idiot's Gallery e-mail, or not as much as you think.
Unsurprisingly, it's been years since we've heard an original idea expressed in any of these misarticulated bombasts. It's gotten to the point where we figured we'd help along the various mouthbreathers by providing them with a fill-out form to help them shake the cobwebs out and actually send us a prefabricated version of what they were already going to send us anyway -- all in the interests of efficiency and a good laugh. Thank Faz for most of this -- she can fillet, slice, and dice brilliantly enough to work at a Beni Hana.
Other Idiot's Gallery Victims: